Why Girls Suck (from another girl’s perspective)!

I consider my research to be based off what is going to be a ten year relationship. I’ve made a number of observations about girls, and have realized we suck! Don’t get me wrong, guys aren’t perfect either. But there are a number of things that girls do that don’t make sense. I am not your typical girl, didn’t say I was perfect, but definitely not typical. Here’s my rant on why girls suck:

#1
Obsessive shopping tendencies. I understand a girl’s need to look and feel good. But come on, ladies jam pack their clothes with items they are probably going to only use once. I don’t know how many girls keep clothes in their closets with the price tags still on. Gimme a break! Either wear the clothes, or donate them to people who will.

#2
Diet Fad Obsessions
Agghh! So for some reason there’s always one topic that comes up during lunch with the girls, “what diet are you on?” I’m all for eating healthy and proportionally, however I am not a fan of reducing your calorie intake to liquids and these so called “fat burning pills.” These girls that deprive themselves end up being bitter, moody and overall unhappy. So here’s a tip ladies, rather than starving yourself – how about getting a little exercise and eating things that don’t come in a pre-packaged box? i.e. Lean Cuisine (that’s another blog to come)

#3
Extreme Insecurity
Sure – blame the media, blame the models, blame everyone else why don’t you? Fact is, no one really wants to hear about what you hate about yourself. I feel like there are parts of me that I need to work on, but I don’t feel ashamed about them. At some point, ladies need to be happy with who they are. Because who really wants to waste their life imprisoned by their insecurities.

#4
Clingy Tendencies
You know there’s always “that” girl in the group. The girl that never lets her man out because she needs to be in control of him all the time. Or she’s afraid that other guys will hit on her man. Puh-lease, like girls don’t go out their hoping that some guy will flirt w/ them, or they don’t give some gorgeous guy those “I think you’re hot, do you possibly think I’m hot?” eyes…Let the man out for god’s sake. If he’s a good guy, and you trust him, what does it matter? An even better idea – why not plan a girl’s night? But don’t have a girl’s night for revenge, do it for the shear fact that you genuinely want to spend time with the girls.